READER’S BLOG
Dear, oh dear,
Sutton appears misinformed again. Pocahontas
was Mohawk or Iroquois from the North East region, so it is more likely that
Railroad Sam would be referring to an old APACHE or NAVAJO squaw’s titties, as
those tribes were based in the South.
Yes and the harsh,
arid conditions of the deserts in the South would have had a more adverse
effect on their hooters as opposed to living in the more temperate North.
Chuck Norris isn’t
so tough. Bruce Lee kicked his ass around
the Coliseum in that movie and Bruce weighed only four and a half stones in his
prime.
Sutton’s
colloquialisms are all over the place.
He has mixed Harlem street Texas
How can a dog sew
buttons? It has no opposable thumbs.
Maybe it had one of
those machines. Especially useful for
hems and seam-work.
Bruce Lee could do
press-ups with his chin!
Be that as it may,
but he had no embroidery skills worthy of note.
And he never owned a thimble.
Chuck Norris? Weird!
Last week, by prior arrangement, I met a guy behind some dustbins on an
industrial estate in the early hours of the morning. Guess what?
His first name was Norris! Even
weirder than that, as he handed over the agreed fee, he said in a Northern
accent, “There you go, chuck.”
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